DIY Natural Teeth Whitening: Strawberries and Baking Soda

I've always wanted join the hipster rat race...or just go vegan.
But, I cannot live without my meat.

Just like the fat ass I am, I am going to cut some corners...
Instead of trimming some fat, this tutorial helps whiten teeth.
I'll take what I can get.

The best part is that it is all natural and under $3!
I ain't tripping.

The photos below are taken from my first attempt at this treatment.
And yes... I do look a bit frightening.

BEFORE

AFTER

There is not a BLATANT difference, but in real life I saw a difference and keep in mind, this was after ONE TIME.


If you do not have strawberries or dislike this particular treatment, you can just powder your toothbrush/paste with some baking soda and brush away every morning for two weeks (or up to your discretion).



Morning After:
My teeth were still white -er and even Amy said she felt a cleaner feel in her mouth. I had no morning breath and the build- up you usually feel in the morning was not there!
For sensitive teeth peeps, this treatment will not irritate your teeth. Amy has sensitive teeth, but she said she felt nothing and she rather enjoyed it.


WARNING:
Moderation is key!
Be smart with how often you will use this treatment.
As I said, strawberries have malic acid, which naturally breaks down enamel.
You know what they say...
"Too much of a good thing..."

*Maybe it is because I always read No Fear Shakespeare in high school, but check out this FUN FACT!


LAST CALL:

4/5

Simple, cheap, and fast... just the way I like it.

You would think I am talking about sex, but no... this is better.

Compared to my usual teeth whitening regime that costs around $150-200 with a discount, this treatment is gold.

Why did I not give it a 5/5 or a blackout rating?

1. I think this treatment is ideal for people on a budget or people who want to polish/maintain their teeth. If I need a quick fix- up, I will use this, but if you want Kandee Johnson or Taylor Lautner's white pearls then I would recommend Crest White stripes or another option.

2. A bit messy

3.  More effort: If you want white teeth, then you need to be consistent with this!

4. I get tempted every time I am mashing the strawberry...to eat it.